House Enterprise Fantasy Sports; Season 1, Ep. 15 + 16

Duh-nuh-nuh, Duh-nuh-nuh! Fantasy Football, brought to you by HOUSE ENTERPRISE BABY! Here is who won the week, what went down in the league, and what is in store for week 8!

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Start em', Sit em', Flex em'


Start em'

Sweater Weather - Break them out! It's too chilly to be rocking your t-shirts. Swap the closets and get cozy friends.


Ryan Tannehill (QB Titans) - In the last 16 games, Tannehill has identical numbers to reigning MVP, Patrick Mahomes. Is this due to not being coached by Adam Gase? Probably. After losing to the Steelers, the Titans are looking to bounce back big, and the Bengals will be taking a big beating.


Sit em'

The Stock Market - Speaking of stocks, what the hell is going on with the Stock Market? It is probably the rising COVID cases, uncertainty in the upcoming election, and skewered Q3 earnings. We are not financial analysts, but it may be time to slide the stocks on the bench and liquidate until the storm has weathered.


Myles Gaskins (RB Dolphins) - The Rams are no joke. That front-seven led by the big bad Aaron Donald is scary. Gaskin has been a surprise, but don't expect a big game from him this week.


Flex em'

Comfort Food -The weather is getting colder, it is time for beer cheese, soups, and hearty hungover foods for your Sunday spreads.


Diontae Johnson (WR Steelers) - Emerging as one of Big Ben's new favorite target, with 10 targets in every game he's finished.


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Week 7 MVP's

- QB: Justin Herbert (Chargers)

347yards passing, 3 TDs. 66 yards rushing, 1 TD; 38.48 points

- RB: Jeff Wilson (49ers)

112 yards rushing, 3 TDs. 2 catches, 8 yards receiving; 32 points

- WR: Tyler Lockett (Seahawks)

15 catches, 200 yards, 3 TDs; 53 points

- TE: Harrison Bryant (Brown)

4 catches, 56 yards, 2 TDs; 21.6 points

- D/ST: Chiefs

3 sacks, 2 interceptions, 1 TD, Return TD, 16 points allowed: 24 points

- K: Tyler Bass (Bills)

6/7FG; 20 points


League Activity and Waiver Wires

Waiver Wire: Moves? They were made...


Tondo

Added: Joey Slye (K Panthers)

Dropped: Graham Gano (K Giants)


Zimmer

Added: Chargers D/ST

Dropped: Dolphins D/ST


Hanold

Added: Titans D/ST, Cole Beasley (WR Bills), Boston Scott (RB Eagles)

Dropped: Patriots D/ST, Julian Edleman (WR Patriots), Deebo Samuel (WR 49ers)


Ben

Dropped: Odell Beckham Jr. (WR Browns)

Basel

Added: Daniel Carlson (K Raiders)

Dropped: Ka'imi Fairbairn (K Texans)


Zach

Added: Carlos Hyde (RB Seahawks), Colts D/ST

Dropped: Justin Jackson (RB Chargers), Giants D/ST


Ford

Added: Ryan Tannehill (QB Titans), Scotty Miller (WR Buccaneers), Eric Ebron (TE Steelers), Brandon Aiyuk (WR 49ers), Brandon McManus (K Broncos), Giovanni Bernard (RB Bengals)

Dropped: J.K. Dobbins (RB Ravens), N'Keal Harry (WR Patriots), Dallas Goedert (TE Eagles), Emmanuel Sanders (WR Saints), Robbie Gould (K 49ers), Ryan Tannehill (QB Titans)


ClubFootJim

Added: Jamaal Williams (GB Packers), Saints D/ST, Teddy Bridgewater (QB Panthers)

Dropped: Ravens D/ST, Washington D/ST, Randy Bullock (K Bengals)


League Standing and Weekly Matchups

No perfect teams anymore. The league gap is closing in, and if the injury bug keeps appearing, it could get closer. This week we have Tondo against Hanold, Basel versus Densen, Zimmer facing Ben, and Ford up vs. James. Birthday boy Zach gets the bye.


Week 7 Results


Week 8 Picks

Who is going to bust the bracket this week? The Chiefs? There is no way they lose to the God Damn Jets. The Chargers and the Bucs are the only other unanimous picks.


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